Holy crap…I’m in
HD…really I mean it. I got new
glasses for the first time in years, decades, eons…you get the point…it’s been
a long damn time….and I don’t like it.
Don’t get me wrong I totally enjoy being able to see (especially when I
am driving) but I wasn’t so excited to see myself. I’ve been living in
my own misty, blurry, vasaline on the camera lenz, photoshop haze for
some time now and well…it wasn’t so bad…but now…yikes! How could I not have known that I
looked so damn old?????? When did
I get these lines around my mouth that make me look like a freaking puppet? AND why didn’t anyone tell me that my
skin looked like that…ugh..ugh…ugh.
I am totally jazzed that my frames are cute (Coach…love…don’t tell
Charlie) but I am NOT jazzed that I had to get 2…yup…2 pairs. One for distance (street signs and the
scoreboard) and a pair for distance.
I can’t do the whole progressive bi-focal thing so for now I’m doing the
2 pair thing. Soon I’m going to
have to get a chain like an old lady to keep them organized. A pair on my face and a pair around my
neck. The “Reading glasses” or as
they should be called...the “holy crap I have newsprint on my nose if I don’t
wear my glasses “ pair are also super cute…Kate Spade (again…don’t tell
Charlie) I mean he was
standing in the eye place with me but he was walking around with Alex so I’m
not 100% sure if he was paying attention to my selection or not but just in
case…shhhhhhh. Now the eye doctor
could not put my full strength scrip in my glasses because he was worried that
1. My head may explode and 2. I would fall down…a lot. Even at half strength the floor is a
lot closes and I have taken a few GIANT steps off the curb and just about
biffed it in the gutter…sober…graceful aren’t I. It is nice to see…it’s a good thing Charlie is a god looking
man because I realize now that I haven’t SEEN him in years…but his eyes are
great so he has always loved me…puppet lined face and all.
